Red State Sex

This seems particularly topical in light of the impending elections.

The boyfriend, Dean, loves politics. Not a little, but a lot, a whole lot! I had cable during the primary elections so Dean came over to watch… nothing like watching MSNBC to speed up his libido. I teased Dean that it’s nice to have a boyfriend who only wants to have a threesome with Anderson Cooper, to which he replied, “He’s not nearly liberal enough, I’d prefer Rachel Maddow.” with an entirely straight face.

We had sex early in the evening, which was wonderful as usual. Then, as I was recovering in post-coital bliss he opened up the laptop to check how the propositions were doing statewide. Unfortunately the cigarette sales tax was losing so we had to have consolation sex to improve his outlook on the state of the union.

After a time, we went into the living room and were catching up on the mainstream media’s perspective of how the primaries were going nationally and statewide.  As per usual, while watching television, I ended up with his dick in my hand and then in my mouth. He was sitting on the couch and I was on my knees in front of him. The TV was muted and I noticed when I coyly looked up at him for approval that he was paying attention to it and not to me sucking him off. I popped his dick out of my mouth and said, “Are you watching TV on mute?” To which he sheepishly replied that he had been. I sarcastically said, “Well if you’re going to watch it you might as well turn up the volume.” He did not seem to understand that what I said was positively dripping with sarcasm and said, “Ok, great! It’s hard to read the captions and pay attention to you.” Quite bold really with his family jewels so close to my teeth. I rolled my eyes and muttered, “Yeah you’re doing a great job paying attention to me.” My enthusiasm for the blowie was quite diminished at the thought of coming in a distant second to Prop 29’s outcome.

Needless to say, that would have probably been the end of Dean and I’s relationship, however, I think the sarcasm finally seeped into his brain or he finally noticed that I was no longer servicing him and he abruptly turned off the TV and proceeded to fuck me very well indeed. Granted, soon after cleaning the cum off of my chest he went right back to watching the minute-by-minute coverage. Also needless to say, tomorrow I will be watching with friends instead of him.