Well…that was…awkward…

It started with a text. It ended far more awkwardly.

“Bend you over my bed and ram my hard cock into your tight pussy. Back and forth slamming it and out while I pull on you hair and spank your ass making it red. Then have you bounce up and down on my dick while I suck and bite those big titties. Then titty fuck you until I shoot a load of hot white cum all over your face and tits.

Fast forward to a few days later when my boyfriend, Dean, and I got together. I showed up at his house. He answered the door in a towel. I went inside and we embraced as per usual. Then I bent over to look at his fish tank. He recently set it up and I love aquariums. Apparently when I bend over anything that’s his cue to start sexy time….it happens a lot. He bent over me and started kissing my neck and ear lobe, which gets me wet in no time flat. Then he rubbed my ass vigorously as he began to prepare it for the quick slaps that I enjoy so much. Soon my clothes were on the floor and he was entering my dripping pussy from behind. We fucked as I watched the water in the fish tank slosh back and forth.

Soon we moved to his bedroom. He laid me down and my ass was on the very edge on his bed. He re-entered me and began thrusting deeply again. He does magical things with the fingers while in this position. I started squirting on his dick and thighs. He got the squirt towel and we moved further onto the bed. After some not so sexy positioning with a pillow and the squirt towel he pushed his hard dick into my vagina once again. He bent over me and started to lick and bite my nipples, which makes me squirt like a fire hydrant. After a few minutes of this he pulled out and got the coconut oil which means one thing….anal.

Instead of the usual, which is when we start on all fours and then eventually flip over on my back while he is plowing the back 40. He smeared the coconut oil in and around my anus. Then he slathered it on his rigid dick. He guided his dick into my ass and as he thrusted in balls deep he grabbed both of my hands to hold… he’s a big fan of holding hands during sex. He was perfect, the perfect depth, the perfect speed, the perfect amount of umph, that extra push, at the end of each thrust. Very soon both of us came in a rush of fluids.

Fast forward about 4 hours, after a movie and an amazing blow job. I laid on my stomach on his bed and Dean came in and snuggled with me. He ended up laying on top of me which is a new. I love it when he spoons me and nuzzles my neck. He has been doing this thing in which he kisses, bites, and then “grrrs” on that soft spot right behind my ear. It’s heavenly! I also get so hot and bothered when he does it. Soon he was rubbing my entire body. I told him that he needed to take care of me since he was responsible for my turned on state.  He quickly applied himself to getting me off.

I was on my knees, shoulders on the bed and my hands massaging my nipples. He started playing with my clit. He quickly inserted a few fingers and was working my g-spot exactly how I like it with the fingers…hard, deep, and quick. He bent down to begin rimming me and then it happened… I came and I came hard. Unfortunately, when all of my muscles contracted ALL of my muscles contracted. I squirted which he enjoys but I squeezed out a huge fart. I was mostly mortified because his face could not have been any closer to my loose anus and let’s face it farts are at best unheard and unsmelled. This was definitely not the former and probably not the latter. That pretty much killed the mood for me. He was a perfect gentleman and assured me that it was because of the anal earlier, that it was completely his fault for pushing air up there with the hard anal, and that it was absolutely smell free. Very sweet of him, but also did not make me any less embarrassed. When he was cuddling and whispering reassurances about how I fart rainbows and unicorns all I could think about was how I wished I had eaten less cauliflower over the last few days. Next time, oral first… then anal.